Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
