sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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