This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Drake has all the answers
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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