After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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