it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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