The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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