That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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