I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Say something about gay babies.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Randomize
