I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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