I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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