Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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