that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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