We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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