white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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