At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Farmville is her only friend.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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