sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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