remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My vagina just recognized that song.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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