We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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