all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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