I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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