your thong is hanging out like whoa
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize