You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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