I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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