do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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