will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
