yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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