please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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