No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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