fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
we should paint friendship bongs
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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