the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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