did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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