We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize