i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
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haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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