Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
