help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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