my being single is dangerous.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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