Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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