Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.