Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single