Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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