I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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