Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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