Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Found your dick twin last night
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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