just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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