so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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