I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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