I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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