My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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