My girlfriend figured out who you are.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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