the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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