I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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