All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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