Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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