i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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