I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
