would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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