let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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