May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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