After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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