pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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